If you've been waiting around for me to finally get a post up this morning...

I hope you're not horribly disappointed if it's something you can't read because you're blocked by the spoiler alert or because you don't follow "The Sopranos." I didn't really mean to spend 5 hours writing it, but I can't deny the time stamp. I obviously did. That is, I know I did. Maybe you'd think I'd take a lot of breaks. But, in fact, I've scarcely moved.