How did Paula Abdul break her nose?

Bzzzzt. Wrong. She was stepping over a Chihuahua.

''I took a nasty fall ... trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm ... my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip."

My little chubby Tulip. You might think that sounds really cute or you may think that sounds really dirty. That says more about you than about our girl Paula.

Hey, the big show's tonight. You know you're watching. Paula and her nose will be there.

If you like Blake more than Jordin -- as I do -- should you want Blake to win or Jordin? I kind of think Jordin.