Mariah Carey tells the world that she waited until after the wedding to have sexual intercourse with Nick Cannon, her second husband.

Link. Possible responses:

1. You're 38 and it's your second marriage, no one cares about your pretentious chastity, and this is lame publicity seeking.

2. When you're old enough to be jaded about everything, this is a great way to make your wedding exciting.

3. She may be a publicity hound and she may even be lying, but she has influence over some people, and I love seeing her use it this way.

4. No one cares, and it just embarrassing to act like she thinks anyone cares.

5. Hey, why can't I have an adorable husband with a cool name like Nick Cannon?