"Yesterday my tiny, much-loved man Alan passed away in a tragic accident."

"Thank you to all that were there to help, all the kind wishes."

Please contribute to a 10-year old girl's science experiment.

Watch a 6-second video and answer 3 easy questions.

Person who had her 15 minutes of fame...

... wants 15 more minutes.

Bart Simpson at 40.

No longer a cartoon.

And the #1 "Most Annoying Liberal of 2012" is...

... not Barack Obama.

"Shut up. Shut up. Shut up."

"Please. Shut up."

"[I]ncredibly articulate and human... charmingly personal while at the same time substantively deep."

Who can it be?!

"Why would a guy want to marry a guy?"

A question asked in 1959.

The devil is not defeated.

A cheer!

Let's say you're 18...

... you can change your image.

What President, on winning reelection, said he would devote his second term to "lifting the weak and nurturing the less fortunate"?

Answer here.

New Jersey businesses ban woman because of the color of her skin.

Link.

"Is my idealism giving you an orgasm?"

Question of the day.

"We can, however, promise that as long as no humans become hysterical about their guaranteed eventual infection..."

"... and continue to do our bidding, we shall live in peace, as we have for so long. So do not panic."

Giant spike on the Viral Video Chart.

Well deserved.

Tears.

ADDED: Mickey is wearing an ordinary shirt... backwards.

"Sure, it's tiny."

"But is it the tiniest?"

"Elvis has a history of cranky behaviour..."

Ridiculous. I saw the video. Elvis was provoked and deserves no criticism for the attack.

Elevators.

Incredibly, this is not the most horrifying elevator story of the last few days.

This is.

ADDED: His face half-burned, a man turns himself into the police, telling a story of revenge for $2,000 debt.

"I'm willing to lead but I'm not willing to preside over people who are cannibals...."

"Frankly, Marianne and I could use a break."

Who said it?

Who's this baby?

Hint:

When I was born my granddad wanted to send a telegram to the president. Both sides of my family were staunch New Deal Democrats, and Granddad was sure that FDR would want to know about the “little stranger” with whom he now had a birthday in common.

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I traveled from job to job with one large suitcase, driving a 1949 Chevy for a while. When it had to be junked, I hitched a ride or caught a bus until I managed to buy a ’58 Ford. Living accommodations were never fancy, usually a room in an old hotel or roadside motel....

After work, the guys on the crew would spend considerable time in one of the local bars, ideally a place that would cash our checks or carry a tab until we made our first payday. We consumed vast quantities of beer. If something stronger was called for, we’d drink shots of bourbon with beer chasers—a combination that helps explain how I managed to get arrested twice within a year for driving while under the influence....

And I was sleeping off a hangover in the Rock Springs jail. It had taken a lot to drive the message home, but I realized the morning I woke up in that jail that if I didn’t fundamentally change my ways, I was going to come to a bad end.