A warning from mom: "If you vote for a Republican you'll never forget the day when you became a colossal cocksucking asshole."

Proudly reported by an anti-Scott Walkerite over in the Isthmus forums. A fellow forum participant approves: "You certainly have a cool mom." The anti-Scott Walkerite comes back:

Oh come on guys, it was a joke. I'm not sure that my librarian mother is even capable of uttering the words "cocksucking asshole." What she actually told me is that if I voted for a Republican she would build a time machine, go back to 1971 and have an abortion.

Cocksucking is inversely related to abortions. Tell your mom.

What's funnier — amongst Madison liberals — than moms calling their kids "cocksucking assholes"? Abortions. Abortions are hilarious. Haven't you noticed?