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Friday, July 22, 2005

"It was a close thing, but Benedict Arnold's bold plan to capture Canada for the Revolution fell short at the Battle of Quebec in early 1776."

That's the first line of one of John Roberts' Court of Appeals opinions. (I'm trying to read/skim them all.) I love the line. I especially love the use of the word "thing." That shows a depth of understanding about writing style. Less able writers would fuss about the word "thing" -- not formal enough? not specific enough? Law review editor types would probably agonize over the antecedentless "it" and the passive voice "was" and get a prudish editor's nausea before they even hit "thing." But Roberts has a surer hand. So, I have great hope that he will bring a fine writing style to the Supreme Court.

Of course, after the nice opening sentence we have to read this:
As a result, the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission must now decide when affiliates of Canadian utilities -- utilities not subject to FERC jurisdiction -- may sell power at market-based rates in the United States.

Jeez, D.C. Circuit Court cases are dull -- all that federal regulatory dreariness. Everyone keeps jabbering It's the second highest court in the land after the U.S. Supreme Court. What they fail to say is that it's the first most boring court in the land. What good fortune to be nominated to the Supreme Court, but what double good fortune to escape from the D.C. Circuit. All you Fifth Circuit judges who didn't get picked: at least you have an interesting case load where you are.

(The quoted case is boringly called Consumers Energy Company v. Federal Energy Commission, 367 F.3d 915 (2004).)

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