Dick Cheney had a heart transplant.

Cheney is 71, he's had 5 heart attacks, and he waited for a donor for 20+ months.

ADDED: I expect jokes to roll in on Twitter. Yeah, as I wrote that, this popped in:

BREAKING: Cheney Receives Heart Transplant; Bush Still on Waiting List for Brain

And this:

cheney gets new heart.. still waiting on soul donor

AND: The truth is that heart is a real person's heart. Somebody died and made that heart available. And Cheney was on a course to die if that heart's donor had not died and let it go to him. It's really one of the least funny things in the world.