If you can't see the problem with asking a woman in an elevator at 4 a.m. if she'd like to come to your hotel room for coffee...

... then you probably can't get laid, says Rebecca Watson, who has some advice for you anyway, advice that includes sex dolls, or — for the poor — fleshlights and watermelons:



Note that Watson posted that video the day after recording the Bloggingheads with me, in which I prodded her a few times about how a man might go about successfully launching a sexual interlude with a female at an atheist convention. Here's my first effort:



And: "So these are socially awkward men. What about their problems?"