We're going to get a dog like that and name it Payback.

That way, if anyone asks is it a girl or a boy, we can say, "Well, we named it Payback...."

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Thanks to Irene ("Hey look! Some crafty Tea Partier stole Bo") and Meade ("Irene, I'm sorry I failed to get the name of the beautiful dog in that photo so I'm just going to call her 'Payback'...").