"30 Things Every Woman Should Have Before She Turns 30."

Let's see... I really need the list of 60 Things Every Woman Should Have Before She Turns 60, but I'm still going to see if I've missed any of these 30, but the next 30 things — think about what they are — ought to be much more interesting.

IN THE COMMENTS: Henry wrote:

1. Poverty
2. Train travel
3. Radio stardom
4,5,6. Roles as Elizabeth I of England, Sarah Bernhardt and the last Tsarina of Russia
7. Her own apartment
8. An earthquake
9. An earthquake fundraiser
10. A politician
11. Scandal
12. A union presidency
13. A secret marriage
14. A church wedding
15. Trousers
16. A presidential campaign
17. A rainbow tour
18. The Cross of Isabel the Catholic
19. An audience with the pope
20. A Time magazine cover
21. Hairdos
22. Paris couture
23. Cartier jewelry
24. A charitable foundation
25. Lepers
26. Suffrage
27. Mob appeal
28. Cervical cancer
29. Secular sainthood
30. A musical

(The Eva Peron version)