Armrest arrest.

That didn't happen, the nonhappening of which made the news because the transgressor of social norms was Clay Aiken.

Isn't it interesting that if you remove the "m" from "armrest" -- and the "m" looks rather like an armrest -- you get "arrest"? No, you're not interested in things like that? Well, my friend, you are missing out on a big category of entertainment in life.