What's this world coming to? Email category. Two more subject lines on email I don't open:

I love you

I'm worried about you

That's rather sad.

MORE: Here's another one:

[re] Democracy.

That was for some impotence remedy. An incredibly lame political joke could be made.

YET MORE: This one's a bit evil:

I've had enough of your lies.

Maybe I wouldn't have wanted to open that one anyway.