The jury says: not guilty.“This case wasn’t about whether I picked up after Baxter. It was about two women who wanted to harass me,” a teary [Kimberly] Zakrzewski...
The enmity between Zakrzewski and the Cornell sisters was palpable. All three testified that they had feuded for years and felt unsafe in one another’s presence. Police were regularly called to their building over accusations of slashed tires, damaged doormats and more.
Cat fight about dog poop.
“Is that consistent with the stool Baxter creates?” Zakrzewski’s attorney, Kosa So, asked [Michelle Berman, Baxter’s owner], presenting a photograph that the defense had submitted as evidence.
Creates. I love that.
Berman glanced over and answered definitively: “I’ve never seen something that big come out of my little dog.”
The defense was lucky the photo was a closeup. Shit looks huge in a closeup.
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