"The recount for the state Supreme Court race has come to this: Votes from nuns have been thrown out."

Nuns! 

Yes, nuns.

Because the nuns did not follow the rules.

Because canvassers were unable to match the actual ballots to the voter, they took all 24 absentee ballots from the Town of Sumpter and randomly drew 18, which were then set aside and not counted. Of those ballots, Prosser had 14 while Kloppenburg had four.

Unfair to Kloppenburg! You just know all those rule-breaking nuns were Prosserites Prosserans.