I am nobody.

I read it in the Wall Street Journal.

IN THE COMMENTS: Pogo says:

"I am nobody."

Then there's a pair of us — don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.

Ah, yes! The Emily Dickinson poem:

I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there's a pair of us — don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.

How dreary to be somebody!
How public, like a frog
To tell your name the livelong day
To an admiring blog!

(I added a letter!)