"He deserved what he got like Survivor deserves an Emmy. So why did I feel bad?"

Jeff Probst loses his edge and goes all soft... over "the most hateful person ever to play this game."

Probst thinks it's something about Sugar: "That uncontrollable laugh that came from such a deep place inside Sugar was so uncomfortable that I almost wanted to pull the votes out, rearrange them, rewind the tape, and vote Sugar out."

Moreover: "I'm concerned about my soft spot for Randy, not interested in Corinne, can't wait for Kenny to get his comeuppance, enjoyed the 5th grade cookie argument, and love Bob."

Also:

[R]egarding the "same lines" I say every week, such as: "Come on in guys," "Wanna know what you're playing for?" "Immunity is back up for grabs," etc....

1. Yes, I write everything I say. Blame me.

2. Yes, I'm aware I say them every time. That's the joke. Hello.

LOL. I love Jeff Probst.