How did I and "groin" get into this article about tattoos?

Just one of those mysteries I need to solve because I have a Google alert on my name.

And no, it doesn't have to do with my old post -- which I've said exemplifies what I want to do when I blog -- "Tattoos remind you of death."

And when did I ever say that about "groin"? It's in a comment in the post "What Britney's Crotch Did To My Stats."

Oh, yes, tattoos remind me of death. And Britney's crotch reminds me of blog traffic.