"I would rather be a cartoon than a genius!"

Says Dolly Parton, reacting to getting named #94 on a list of 100 Greatest Living Geniuses and asserting that "A cartoon character is how I see myself and it's worked for me for 40 years."

And here she talks about fashion (and lets her pop culture genius shine):

"People know I have no taste, no style and no class. If I have any class it's all low.

"Even after I got enough money where I could afford to dress properly, what kind of fun would that be? Hell, they know I look like a w***e. No matter how much I spend or how I dress, I'm still going to look cheap."