A sociology professor is suspended for making the wrong kind of wisecracks on her Facebook page.

Gloria Y. Gadsden, an associate professor of sociology at East Stroudsburg University of Pennsylvania, wrote:

"Had a good day today, didn't want to kill even one student.:-) Now Friday was a different story ..."

"Does anyone know where I can find a very discrete hitman, it's been that kind of day."

I guess the smiley face isn't enough to calm nerves in post-Amy Bishop academia.