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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

What was Althouse drinking?

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What was Althouse drinking?
Vodka
Water
Vodka and water
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IN THE COMMENTS: Bart Hall (Kansas, USA) said:
She was drinking a 'Sullenberger.'

Several shots of Grey Goose,
Shake hard, then
Set down gently ... with a splash.
Trooper York (who has met me in person) said:
Despite all the crap she takes from the liberal loons, Althouse is not much of a drinker. She is actually tiny and more than one or two drinks would be very noticeable. So this is all bullshit and make believe fun.

But hey, apple juice in the rocks glasses worked as a gimmick for Dean Martin, so go for it.
Chickenlittle said:
I think she should cultivate an image of a hard drinker, even though she isn't. It's a good foil to fool the left and drive them even crazier.
Meade (who has met me in person) said:
Wait. Chickenlittle, are you saying she's faking it? That she's not really a hard drinker?

But that would change everything. And how would you explain her expensive tastes in vodka and whatnot?
Chickenlittle:
I really thought she was, but she seems to be denying it here. How can I argue? Why would Althouse be messing with our minds?
Meade said:
Wow. If it was just water, I'm afraid I owe her a big apology.

Wow.
Ricpic said:
Blame It On Moskva

Tiny Annie took a sip
And tiny Eve turned red,
Mortified but hic to hip
Both tumbled into bed.
Meade said:
Then Eve said something seemly
And Ann said oh pshaw
You seem to some so dreamy
Your bash of Rush withdraw!

Your bash of Rush withdraw, Eve
Unfounded lies cause schism
Apologize for he's my guy
And learn apologism
Palladian (who has met me in person) said:
Althouse and I once got drunk by clandestinely drinking eau de cologne off the cosmetics bar at Bergdorf-Goodman.

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