Cosmo's "9 Ways to Look Even Hotter Naked."

Even hotter. Here's my favorite one:

So, this is gonna sound wacky, but we swear it works. When you're in the bathroom getting ready, say to yourself, "peas and carrots." Photographer Chris Clinton uses this technique on models to amp up the sultry vibe during a shoot. Something about the way your lips move when forming those words feels so pouty and sensual.

Presumably, naked people look hotter crazy.