"Brooklyn thieves chop down sizeable shade tree to steal $50 bike."

That's the headline in the Daily News, for a story about a viral security-cam video. "Steal" should have been in quotes, because they don't even want the bike. One of them rides it for a 5 seconds then leaves it next to the chopped down ginkgo tree.

The sorry saga was captured on security camera video then posted on YouTube, where viewers from coast to coast posted unkind things about the Brooklyn boobs.

I clicked through to see what people had written, but comments have been disabled, and all the old comments are all deleted.