Instant Karma.

Instant Doorma:

"Yeah, my name is Stacy and I am driving toward Ontario, when a car went off into the median at mile marker 22"...

From a very credible-sounding 911 call. (2-minute audio at the link.)

Stacy is actually Melissa Farris, 35, of Caldwell, according to Caldwell Police Chief Chris Allgood. He says Farris made the call to 911, waited for paramedics to leave, then tried to slip under the closing bay door.

That attempt failed, and instead she got trapped and died.

Farris was a former worker at the paramedics station where she died Thursday. Her call appeared to be perfectly crafted to call paramedics away from the station.

The paramedics drove off looking for the nonexistent accident — as Farris — who, for whatever reason really wanted to get inside — lay dying under their door.