Smiling about the end of the world.

I have no idea what religion this is.



And I don't want to know.

But doesn't God look a little smarmy in that picture? I think it's unlikely that God has that Michelangelo-style white beard:



But I'm just so, so sure He's not going with the mustache but no beard look. I can't picture a God that grows whiskers. But if He does, the flowing beard look probably the divine choice. It says, I'm too busy to shave. But I think that if He needs to shave and decides to shave, He's going for the clean-shaven look.

And could we get a few more options about "the future for the earth"? And a little less smugness that you've got a lock on "paradise"?