"I have no friends."

Said Howard Stern to Bill O'Reilly on the third of the three interviews he did this week. Stern admitted this was a character flaw of his. He also said that he goes to a therapist four times a week and is trying to learn how to become a better father. O'Reilly had been trying to flail him for living large, and had managed to extract the shocking news that Stern has a nice apartment. Doesn't O'Reilly live somewhere nice? O'Reilly tried to act like maybe his house wasn't all that nice, but who believes him? Stern says he goes to bed at 8 (or maybe he said 8:30) every week night, and has dinner at home with his girlfriend. O'Reilly seemed to think he could make something out of the fact that Stern goes to expensive restaurants on the weekend -- as if that's outrageously decadent.